Some Shayari N Money Matter For Your Mobile With Jokes

Jawab do---

1. Zindagi agar paheli hai to maut kya hai?
2. Pyar agar dard hai to khushi kya hai?
3. Rishta agar khoon ka hai to dosti ka rishta kya hai?

Ek to aap smart bahut hai,
koi baat kare aapse to itraate bahut hain...
dil chahta hai koi sms na karoon,
par suna hai aap mera sms padhkar muskurate bahut hain...

Hamare liye uske dil me chahat na thi,
kisi khushi me koi dawat na thi...
maine dil uske kadmo me rakh diya,
par use zameen par dekhane ki aadat na thi...

Dosti insaano ki zarurat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukumat hai...
aapki dosti ki wajah se zinda hai,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarurat hai...

Jab aapka naam jubaan par aata hai,
pata nahi dil kyon muskurata hai...
tasalli hoti hai dil ko,
koi to hai apna jo har pal yaad aata hai...

Zindagi ek sahara hai,
tu uska kinara hai...
tu hi sabse pyara hai,
warna kaun hamara hai...

Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega,
nikla hai chaand to dikhai dega...
ae, mohabbat karne walon zara dekh kar mohabbat karna,
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega...

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi nahi,
mahalon me tum ho to sadkon par hum bhi nahi...
pyaar karke kahta hai shadishuda hoon,
kaan khol kar sun lo kunware hum bhi nahi...

Log ishq karte hain bade shyor ke saath,
humne bhi kiya tha bade jor ke saath...
lekin ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
kyonki kal usko dekha tha kisi aur ke saath...

"Boy's pray to God".........
--Radhe-2, kudi phashade---
--Hare murari, mile kunwari---
--Jai hanuman, pat jaaye meri jaan---
--Wahe gurujida khalasha, ek soni kudi thi lalasha---

Girl said to Boy...
---na ched ladki ko paap hoga, kal tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga...
After then boy said to Girl...
bhagwan kare tera kahna sachcha ho, aur jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera hi bachcha ho...

Chuhe se billi mili, chuhe ne kuch aisa kaha ki billi sarma gai@
pata hai kya?
think again....
usne kaha....
"Billo rani kaho to abhi jaan de doon"

Qayamat ke din farishatey ne kaha....
"apne apne gunah paper par likho!"
sabne apne gunah likhe-----
ACHANAK aapki aawaaz aayi!!!!!!
Sir, SUPPLIMENTRY COPY PLEASE!...

Wife- ek baat bolu, magar marna nahi!
Hsb- bolo...
Wife- mai pregnet hoon!
Hsb- Good News! dar kyon rahi thi?
Wife- college ke dino me papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi...

Aap apne aap ko genius mante ho to mere ek sawal ka jawab do..
"mandir se chappal uthani chod di kya?"

Masterji class me> agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prathana ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai...
Student> rahne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap mere sasur hote...

Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain...
no koi call na koi sms,
kya aap sudama se bhi jyada gareeb hain...

Jub-2 kunwaro se pucha jaata hai- aapne shadi kyon nahi ki?
kunware fakra se jawab dete hain--- "jako rakhe saainyaa maar sake na koe"

Chuha, sherni se- "I LOVE YOU"
Sherni- abe tujhe dar nahi lagta, teri aukaat dekhi hai...
Chuha- tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karoon...

Tum 70% beautiful ho,
          75% sweet ho,
          80% naughty ho,
          95% sachche ho,
          100% lovely ho,
jyada khush mat hona-----
(70+75+80+95+100) sab milakar 420 ho...

Rengging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha-  ek sawal ka jawab do, "patna kaha hain?"
Ladki- bihaar me.
Ladke- hum kya mar gaye the jo bihaar me jakar patogi...

Ek sardar road par potty kar raha tha...
police ne use pakad liya...
jab use le jane lage to sardar bola, "mitra saboot to utha lo"

Ek police wala road se gujar raha tha, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillya...
"madarchod log potty bhi aise karte hain jaise samosha pada ho"
 

Stock Of Sher

Nazer jhuki to paimane bane,
kuch to hai aap me jo hum aapke bane...
hai guzarish sanam ek kaam karo,
ho sake to ye dil mere naam karo...
ye kaise mumkin hai ki aapse kisi ne pyaar na kiya ho,
mai kaise maan loon ki aapko kisi ne dil na diya ho...

Rishta na todo dil se aane jaane ka,
thikana hai na waqt hai kahi aapko manane ka...
kaise kahe ki humne aapko pukara nahi,
is pyaare se chehre ko nazaron me utaara nahi...
parwana bhale hi hamse door rahe,
par hamara dosto ke bina guzara nahi...

Hum lafzo se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karte,
iska matlab ye nahi ki hum aapse pyaar nahi karte...
chahte hain hum aapko aaj bhi,
magar aapki soch me apna samay bekaar nahi karte...
tamasa na ban jaaye kahi mohbbat hamari,
isliye khuda se takrar nahi karte...
par kuch to aapki fitrat me hai malik,
warna aapko chahne ki khata hum baar-baar nahi karte...

Matlab nikal gaya to pahchante nahi,
yon jaa rahe ho jaise jaante nahi...
dosti me dost, dost ka khuda hota hai,
mahsoos jab hota hai jub dost, dost se juda hota hai...
tufaan chale jaate hain tabahi rah jaati hai,
dost chale jaate hain jub yaad rah jaati hai...

Hairaan hain ki tanhaaiyon me bhi unki baatein hazaar se karte hain,
kya khabar unko ki hum akele me bhi unki shikayat sitaron se karte hain...
duniya jise neend kahti hai,
bhagwaan jaane wo kya cheej hoti hain...
aankhein to hum bhi band karte hain,
lekin wo to mehboob se milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...

Waqt ae rukhshat hai le salaam aakhiri,
teri aankhon se pee raha hoon jaam aakhiri...
kya pata kal milan ho na ho,
samajh le yahi hai mera mukam aakhiri...
ek baar seene se laga le jaane jaa,
sanson se uth raha hai tufaan aakhiri...
zindagi rahi to naya kuch zarur likhunga,
warna yah hi hai bajrang ka kalaam aakhiri...

Jub khushi mili to muskura na sake,
gum mila to aansu baha na sake...
koshish to bahut ki haal-e-dil batane ki,
bus do lafz hi zubaan par hum laa na sake...
socha chup rahkar bhi hum bahut kuch kar denge,
par khamoshiyon ki zubaan bhi hum suna na sake...
nazer milaayi to wo rooth gaye,
phir nazer jhukakar hum mana na sake...
ruswa wo huye ya hum, pata nahi,
hum unke aur wo humare saamne kabhi aa na sake...
aur kya kahe unhe chaha par hum paa na sake,
aur chahkar bhi unhe bhula na sake...

Kar na paaye jub se gaye sanam,
bedard mila dilbar kab tak royenge hum...
dil nadaan rota kyon hai unko yaad kar,
wo to chale gaye nadaan tujhe bedard kar...
zal ke dil khakh huaa aankhon se roya na gaya,
zakhm kuch aise zale ki phoolon par soya na gaya...

Kis ko sunayen jaakar mere gum ka tarana,
paththar ke dilwalon ne me dard nahi jaana...
gungunaya hi kyon jub gaana hi nahi tha,
bulaya hi kyon jub aana hi nahi tha...
pyaar hi kyon kiya jub nibhana hi nahi tha,
fashaya hi kyon jub apnana hi nahi tha...

Is tarah pyaar ka izhaar nahi hota,
jo do kadam sath chale wo yaar nahi hota...
pyaar karne wale kanto pe chalte hain,
jo aa jaaye sole to solon me jalte hain...
kyon tujhe mere pyaar par aitbaar nahi hota,
agar dilon me sachcha pyaar nahi hota to ye duniya nahi hoti aur ye sansaar nahi hota...
FROM MOVIE EK-RISHTA

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Kiss is key of love,
love is lock of marriege...
marriege is box of children,
children are future of india...
(so starting kissing.... dovelop india...)

Some like coffie,
some like tea...
I like you,
Do you me...

What can i say,
what can i do...
Only three word,
I love you...

Old friends are gold, new friends  may be diamond...
if you get diamond, don't ever forget the gold because to hold a diamond..
you always need a base of gold, ......HAVE A NICE DAY.....

A good message for a good person,
from a good friend for a good reason...
At a good time on a good day,
in a good mood to say...

Yaadein hoti hain sataane ke liye,
koi rooth jaata hai phir man jaane ke liye...
rishtey banane koi muskil to nahi,
jaan bhi chali jaati hai rishta nibhane ke liye...

Her aahat ehsaas hamara dilayegi,
her hawa kissa hamara sunayegi...
hum itni yaadein bhar denge aapke dil me,
ki na chahte hue bhi aapko hamari yaad aayegi...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek surur sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pahle socha hoga tumhe jannat me rakh loon,
phir use hamara bhi khayal aaya hoga...

Dosti karo to dokha mat dena,
dusaron ko aansuon ka tohafa mat dena...
dil se roye koi zindagi bhar,
aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena...

Gile kagaaj ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
koi jalata bhi nahi, koi bahata bhi nahi...
is kadar akela hai rahon me dil,
ki koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi...

Aapki dosti ko ehsaan mante hai,
nibhana apna imman mante hain...
lekin hum wo nahi jo dosti me apni jaan de denge,
kyonki doston ko to hum apni jaan mante hain...

Ek purani haweli ke band kamre me dhool se bhari tasveer ke piche lage jaale me
baiti makdi ki peeth par baithe machchar ki kasam...kisi ki kasam is tarah khao ki apne aap ko khash banaye...

Ram ne dhanush toda seeta aayi,
arjun ne teer chalaya draupadi aayi...
krishan ne banshi bajayi meera aayi,
maine seeti bajayi pata nahi saali baap ko kyon le aayi...

Gumon me hashne walon ko rulaya nahi jaata,
laher se paani ko hataya nahi jaata...
banane wale khud hi ban jate hain apne,
kisi ko kahkar apna banaya nahi jaata...

Kash hum bhi sms hote,
ek click me tumhare paas hote...
bhale tum hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal ke liye to hum tumhare paas hote...

Har dil me dard chipa hota hai,
bayan karne ka andaaz juda hota hai...
koi askme dard baha deta hai,
kisi ki muskurahat me dard chipa hota hai...

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye tod du dosti tumhari...
ab tumhi se kya chupana,
tum hi to ho jaan hamari...

Aapki dosti par naaz hai hume,
kal tha jitna bharosha utna aaj hai hume...
dost wo nahi jo khushi me saath de,
dost wo hai jo har pal apnepan ka ehsaas de...

Pal pal ki dosti ki wada hai aapse,
apnapan kuch jyada hai aapse...
na sochana ki kabhi bhool jaayenge aapko,
zindagi bhar satayenge ye wada hai aapse...

Ishq dariya hai jiska koi sahil nahi hota,
har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota...
rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq ke sagar me,
rota wo bhi hai jise ishq hashil nahi hota...

Aapka pyaar jatane ka intzaar hai,
aap kare mera intzaar is baat ka intzaar hai...
hum aankhon se dil me utar jaayenge,
bus aapki nazer uthane ka intzaar hai...

Sapno ki duniya me khote chale gaye,
hosh me the phir bhi madhosh hote chale gaye...
na jaane kya baat thi us ajnabee chehare me,
na chahte hue bhi uske hote chale gaye...

Apni takleef me mujhe ummeed samjhana,
koi gum aaye to nazdeek samjhana...
de saku muskurahat aansu ke badle,
to hazaron dosto me thoda kareeb samjhana...

Wo dil kya jo milne ki duaa na kare,
tujhe bhul kar jiyoun...
rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,
ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa na kare...

Vishwash ki ek dori hai "DOSTI"...
Betaab dil ki mazboori hai "DOSTI"...
Na maano to kuch bhi nahi,,,
Agar maano to khuda ki bhi kamzori hai "DOSTI"...

Yaad kisi ko karna ye baat nahi jatane ki,
dil par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki...
hum apno ko yaad bilkul nahi karte,
kyonki yaad karna nishani hai bhul jaane ki...

Ek muskaan tu mujhe ek baar de de,
khwaab me hi sahi ek baar deedar de de...
bus ek tu karle aane ka wada,
phir chahen tu umrabhar ka intzaar mujhe de de...

Kash aap samjh paate is dil ki tadap ko,
to yu na hume ruswa kiya hota...
aapki berukhi bhi manzoor thi hume,
bus ek baar hum samjh to liya hota...

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FAMILY---
                     F- FATHER
                     A- AND
                     M- MOTHER
                     I- I
                     L- LOVE
                     Y- YOU

STUDENT---
                      S- SINCERE
                      T- TALANTED
                      U- UNDERSTANT
                      D- DEASERT OF TEACHER
                      E- EXCELLENT
                      N- NICE
                      T- TRUE

RAJPUT---
                     R- RANBANKUR
                     A- AJAY
                     J- JOSHILE
                     P- PARAKARMI
                     U- UTTAM
                     T- TEJASWI

WIFE---
               W- WONDERFUL
                I- ITEM
                F- FOR
                E- ENTERTAINMENT

HUSBAND---
                       H- HANDSOME
                       U- USEFULL
                       S- SMART
                       B- BUT
                       A- AT
                       N- NIGHT
                       D- DANGEROUS

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Anmol Vachan

• kaun kahta hai sapne sach nahi hote,
  Ek baar sapna dekh kar to dekho...
  Dusaron ke liye hi sahi nahi,
  Kam se kam apne liye to dekho...
  (waise sapne dekhna buri baat nahi hai)

• Ek insaan apni zindagi me tabhi hi safal ho sakta hai jub wah aatmvishwash ko kam aur tanaw ko jyada hone ka mauka hi na de...
  

• Is duniya me her cheej insaan ke liye bani hai bus uska istemaal karna uske haath me hai...

• Is duniya me kuch log aise hai jo khud ke dukh se dukhi na hokar dusharon ke sukhon se dukhi hai isliye hamesa apne dukh me bhi sukhi anubhav karne ki koshish karo...
  

• Zindagi me kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karo kyonki pyaar me bahut dard hai...ye wo zakhm hai jo kabhi bharta nahi hamesa rulata rahta hai... agar kisi ne kisi se sachcha pyaar kiya hai to wah ek din zarur royega it's real fact...kahte hai pyaar ek dushare ki zarurat hai lekin pyaar, pyaar ko pyar ki nazer se nahi dekhta...

• Zindagi me ek matra jeet aapki alag pahchan bana sakti hai...
  

• Kaun kahta hai aasmaan me ched nahi hota ek paththar tabiyat se uchaal kar to dekho...
  

• Badhiya kaam karne ka ehsaas khud me ek puruskaar hai...
  

• Zindagi me kabhi aise vyaktiyon ki sangati mat karo jinki sangati v saath se apne ghar, pariwaar v gaaon walo ko sharm se nicha dekhana pade aur log apne charitra par ungli uthayen...

• swath sharir aatma ka ghar hai, aur a-swath sharir uska karagaar...
  

• Jo nagrik adhikaron ko usoolon se jyada ehmiyat dete hain, wah dono ko hi kho baithte hain...
  

• Janha kanoon ka na hona hi kanoon hai, waha imaandaar nagrik, chor uchchkke aur dakait ban jaate hain...
  

• Agar hum samadhan ka hissa nahi hain, to hum hi samssya hain...
  

• Paron se nahi hausalon se udaan hoti hai, kamyabi unhe milti hai jinke iraadon me jaan hoti hai...
  

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