Some Shayari N Money Matter For Your Mobile With Jokes

Jawab do---

1. Zindagi agar paheli hai to maut kya hai?
2. Pyar agar dard hai to khushi kya hai?
3. Rishta agar khoon ka hai to dosti ka rishta kya hai?

Ek to aap smart bahut hai,
koi baat kare aapse to itraate bahut hain...
dil chahta hai koi sms na karoon,
par suna hai aap mera sms padhkar muskurate bahut hain...

Hamare liye uske dil me chahat na thi,
kisi khushi me koi dawat na thi...
maine dil uske kadmo me rakh diya,
par use zameen par dekhane ki aadat na thi...

Dosti insaano ki zarurat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukumat hai...
aapki dosti ki wajah se zinda hai,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarurat hai...

Jab aapka naam jubaan par aata hai,
pata nahi dil kyon muskurata hai...
tasalli hoti hai dil ko,
koi to hai apna jo har pal yaad aata hai...

Zindagi ek sahara hai,
tu uska kinara hai...
tu hi sabse pyara hai,
warna kaun hamara hai...

Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega,
nikla hai chaand to dikhai dega...
ae, mohabbat karne walon zara dekh kar mohabbat karna,
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega...

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi nahi,
mahalon me tum ho to sadkon par hum bhi nahi...
pyaar karke kahta hai shadishuda hoon,
kaan khol kar sun lo kunware hum bhi nahi...

Log ishq karte hain bade shyor ke saath,
humne bhi kiya tha bade jor ke saath...
lekin ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
kyonki kal usko dekha tha kisi aur ke saath...

"Boy's pray to God".........
--Radhe-2, kudi phashade---
--Hare murari, mile kunwari---
--Jai hanuman, pat jaaye meri jaan---
--Wahe gurujida khalasha, ek soni kudi thi lalasha---

Girl said to Boy...
---na ched ladki ko paap hoga, kal tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga...
After then boy said to Girl...
bhagwan kare tera kahna sachcha ho, aur jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera hi bachcha ho...

Chuhe se billi mili, chuhe ne kuch aisa kaha ki billi sarma gai@
pata hai kya?
think again....
usne kaha....
"Billo rani kaho to abhi jaan de doon"

Qayamat ke din farishatey ne kaha....
"apne apne gunah paper par likho!"
sabne apne gunah likhe-----
ACHANAK aapki aawaaz aayi!!!!!!
Sir, SUPPLIMENTRY COPY PLEASE!...

Wife- ek baat bolu, magar marna nahi!
Hsb- bolo...
Wife- mai pregnet hoon!
Hsb- Good News! dar kyon rahi thi?
Wife- college ke dino me papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi...

Aap apne aap ko genius mante ho to mere ek sawal ka jawab do..
"mandir se chappal uthani chod di kya?"

Masterji class me> agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prathana ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai...
Student> rahne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap mere sasur hote...

Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain...
no koi call na koi sms,
kya aap sudama se bhi jyada gareeb hain...

Jub-2 kunwaro se pucha jaata hai- aapne shadi kyon nahi ki?
kunware fakra se jawab dete hain--- "jako rakhe saainyaa maar sake na koe"

Chuha, sherni se- "I LOVE YOU"
Sherni- abe tujhe dar nahi lagta, teri aukaat dekhi hai...
Chuha- tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karoon...

Tum 70% beautiful ho,
          75% sweet ho,
          80% naughty ho,
          95% sachche ho,
          100% lovely ho,
jyada khush mat hona-----
(70+75+80+95+100) sab milakar 420 ho...

Rengging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha-  ek sawal ka jawab do, "patna kaha hain?"
Ladki- bihaar me.
Ladke- hum kya mar gaye the jo bihaar me jakar patogi...

Ek sardar road par potty kar raha tha...
police ne use pakad liya...
jab use le jane lage to sardar bola, "mitra saboot to utha lo"

Ek police wala road se gujar raha tha, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillya...
"madarchod log potty bhi aise karte hain jaise samosha pada ho"